the first day God said, without your knowledge a large car or a cab you will enter the rear door of the car parked while you will enjoy the Festival of Tortello steak and forcing you to two weeks stop auto refinishing and replacement crystals (1700 € + VAT).
the second day God said
morsel of delicious pappardelle with hare so that you checked before you swallow, it will hide a piece of bone that will stick in your throat forcing you to a night tour of the emergency room Piombino and Pisa and just gastroscopy.
the third day God said
your insurance will cover the bill to change the rear window glass, but you turn the three provinces of Pisa, Livorno and Grosseto before Carglass discover that he had ordered the wrong rear window.
the fourth day God said
is true that I've blessed two years ago when your wife went into the role after twelve years of insecurity, but this year is no need to change schools to make you feel not arrived, the exams do not end ever. Therefore you need to wander all offices, fill in the form, please read all the circulars, comply with all the rankings, collect all the stamps before you are assigned a place shared in a basement of a branch of a school in the outskirts of a town in the ass to the wolves.
the fifth day God said
why do you care to stay informed? Do not see the lilies of the field, the birds of the sky? And when you are pedaling uphill in the maximum effort the break pedal, the chain will break, forcing a violent fall in which elbows, wrists and knees to thee flayed you like never before.
the sixth day God said
do well to indulge his passion for the horses of your own you had to take second but in that place of perdition which is the new racecourse Follonica? Illegal betting, race fixing, doped horses, Easy money: you think a place for children? For you to remember one of the many pickpockets steal your wad of € 150 including VAT you'll be taken to spending the next day.
On the seventh day you return home.
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