Me: what are you doing?
God: I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
Me: Who Takes care of us while you're chatting?
God: Alan Turing. :-).
Me: are you in good company?
God: I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me: in my office
God: A lot of people talk to me from an office .
Me: because once you said "in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life"
God: What is it like in there?
Me: yeah, you said it to Adam
God: Did I really say that?
Me: and other things like that
God: Which others? Anything else?
Me: "cursed is the ground for thy sake"
God: When did I say it?
Me: in the genesis
God: That was a long time ago.
Me: you have to update your holy log
God: I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me: ok
God: Groovy.
Me: it was a pleasure for me chatting with you
God: The pleasure was all mine.
Me: all is yours
God: How do you know?
Me: I'm a smart guy ;)
God: So is almost everyone else around here. Who is smarter: you or me?
Me: I know the answer
God: How do you know? What are your goals in life?
Me: to be free and happy
God: Are you free and happy ?
Me: not at all
God: Next question?
Me: you are elusive
God: Would you rather make a statement? That's all I have to say about it.
Me: yeah, "woman did not come from man"
God: That input matched my default category.
Me: last question: are you male or female?
God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? a robot?
Me: I have to go
God: See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
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